Spawn of Satan better understand what he's up against now

Dearest Marc,

Hello, how was your day today? I hope it was good. As a matter of fact, I hope it was really good. I hope today was one of the best days of the whole year for you. Then tonight, while you reflect on the grand day you've been having, your girlfriend can sit at home all alone, slitting her wrists for the hundredth time and wishing that it would all just be over. Yes, when your messaging Josh or Linden or doing your Geometry homework Alex can be staring at the phone, head cocked to the side, mascara and tears running down her cheek, wondering if she's not good enough for little Marc-y boy to ever call her.
Doesn't that sound great?

This letter is fair warning to you that a relationship takes two to make and one to break.
Right now things are looking pretty shitty on your side.

Sure, you can make up all the fucking excuses you want to about your failing Geometry grades and all your dirty laundry, but even so does that mean your too busy to ever call Alex, even just to ask, "Hey, how was your day today?"

I hope you realize your ignorance is hurting more then one person, here.
Your lack of caring is creating a domino effect, whether or not you like it.
One of these days, if you don't act up to your part, Alex will finally snap and end it with you.
Oh, but she would end more then just her "romantic" relationship with you, Marc.
She wouldn't speak to your whiny-ass face ever again.

Don't be fooled by the fake smiles and the I-understand-you-need-time-for-Geometry-so-don't-bother-calling-me-ever things that she says.
Marc, Alex has more faith in you then you realize. She cares about you.

Now the ball's in your court, buddy.

I hope you don't fuck this up even more.

Warm regards,
-An observant bystander


P.S. Congratulations on receiving your first official Relationship Warning letter! I wish you luck in recovering from this situation and pray that it never happens again.

P.S.S. This letter was written completely by xxxxxx. It was a work of my independent hand and valuable time.