Does anyone else know what it feels like to be shunned by your own best friend because she'd rather talk to her cute new boyfriend over you, regardless of the fact that she's been blabbing to him for the past three hours?
And they just became a couple, oh what..on Sunday? So, on day
one of your friends new found relationship, she'll give you and him equal shares of her time, but once day
two comes up....screw the best friend! You had your chance to have your last meaningful conversation together for the next few months, and now you're going to be tossed into a corner like a stinky old pair of boxers.
Then, once things start to get rocky in the love boat, she'll come
crawling back to you in a mess, begging her "best buddy for EVER!" to help her figure out why things are beginning to crumble and pleading that you'll drop whatever unimportant shit you were doing to comfort
her in
her time of need. Forget yourself! Come help ME out because I'M your
BEST FRIEND and just LOVE spending time with you!
What will you do?
I plan on sitting back in my reject corner and watching, waiting, for all of the above paragraph to happen. I know it will, it's just a matter or when.
Then, when it finally does begin to fall apart and she comes crying to me, I'll just be sitting in my own happy little world and tell her that since she completely and udderly tossed our friendship aside for some good looking guy, she should go back and talk to
him about her problems.
I'm done being used and discarded. I think it's time that I do something about all of this so that she'll realize that if she wants our friendship to stay this strong that she needs to spend some time with me.
Some form of blackmail should do nicely. Or a voodoo doll.
Anyone know how to make one of those?